The Kimonian goddess at the Employment Bureau told him next morning that there was a job for him.
"A new family," she said.
Bishop wondered if he should be glad that it was a new family or if it would have been better if it had been an old one.
"They've never had a human before," she said.
"It's fine of them," said Bishop, "to finally take one in."
"The salary," said the goddess, "is one hundred credits a day."
"One hundred - "
"You will only work during days," she said. "I'll teleport you there each morning, and in the evening they'll teleport you back."
Bishop gulped. "One hundred - What am I to do?"
"A companion," said the goddess. "But you needn't worry. We'll keep an eye on them, and if they mistreat you - "
"Mistreat me?"
"Work you too hard or - "
"Miss," said Bishop, "for a hundred bucks a day, I'd - "
She cut him short. "You will take the job?"
"Most gladly," Bishop said.
"Permit me - "
The universe came unstuck, then slapped back together.
He was standing in an alcove and in front of him was a woodland glen with a waterfall, and from where he stood he could smell the cool, mossy freshness of the tumbling water. There were ferns and trees, huge trees like the gnarled oaks the illustrators like to draw to illustrate King Arthur and Robin Hood and other tales of very early Britain - the kind of oaks from which the Druids had cut the mistletoe.
A path ran along the stream and up the incline down which the waterfall came tumbling, and there was a blowing wind that carried music and perfume.
A girl came down the path and she was Kimonian, but she didn't seem as tall as the others he had seen and there was something a little less goddesslike about her.
He caught his breath and watched her, and for a moment he forgot that she was Kimonian and thought of her only as a pretty girl who walked a woodland path. She was beautiful, he told himself - she was lovely.
She saw him, and clapped her hands.
"You must be he," she said.
He stepped out of the cubicle.
"We have been waiting for you," she told him. "We hoped there'd be no delay, that they'd send you right along."
"My name," said Bishop, "is Selden Bishop, and I was told - "
"Of course you are the one," she said. "You needn't even tell me. It's lying in your mind."
She waved an arm about her.
"How do you like our house?" she asked.
"House?"
"Of course, silly. This. Naturally it's only the living room. Our bedrooms are up in the mountains. But we changed this just yesterday. Everyone worked so hard at it. I do hope you like it. Because, you see, it is from your planet. We thought it might make you feel at home."
"House," he said again.
She reached out a hand and laid it on his arm.
"You're all upset," she said. "You don't begin to understand."
Bishop shook his head. "I just arrived the other day."
"But do you like it?"
"Of course I do," said Bishop. "It's something out of the old Arthurian legend. You'd expect to see Lancelot or Guinevere or some of the others riding through the woods."
"You know the stories?"
"Of course I know the stories. I read my Tennyson."
"And you will tell them to us?"
He looked at her, a little startled.
"You mean, you want to hear them?"
"Why, yes, of course we do. What did we get you for?"
And that was it, of course.
What had they got him for?
"You want me to begin right now?"
"Not now," she said. "There are the others you must meet. My name is Elaine. That's not exactly it, of course. It is something else, but Elaine is as close as you'll ever come to saying it."
"I could try the other name. I'm proficient at languages."
"Elaine is good enough," she said carelessly. "Come along."
He fell in behind her on the path and followed up the incline.
And as he walked along, he saw that it was indeed a house - that the trees were pillars holding up an artificial sky that somehow failed to look very artificial and that the aisles between the trees ended in great windows which looked out on the barren plain.
But the grass and flowers, the moss and ferns, were real, and he had a feeling that the trees must be real, as well.
"It doesn't matter if they're real or not," said Elaine. "You couldn't tell the difference."
They came to the top of the incline into a parklike place, where the grass was cut so closely and looked so velvety that he wondered for a moment if it were really grass.
"It is," Elaine told him.
"You catch everything I think," he said. "Isn't - "
"Everything," said Elaine.
"Then I mustn't think."
"Oh, but we want you to," she told him. "That is part of it."
"Part of what you got me for?"
"Exactly," said the girl.
In the middle of the parklike area was a sort of pagoda, a flimsy thing that seemed to be made out of light and shadow rather than anything with substance, and all around it were a half a dozen people.
They were laughing and chatting and the sound of them was like the sound of music - very happy, but at the same time, sophisticated music.
"There they are," cried Elaine.
"Come along," she said.
She ran and her running was like flying, and his breath caught in his throat at the slimness and the grace of her.
He ran after her and there was no grace in his running. He could feel the heaviness of it. It was a gambol rather than a run, an awkward lope in comparison to the running of Elaine.
Like a dog, he thought. Like an overgrown puppy trying to keep up, falling over its own feet, with its tongue hanging out and panting.
He tried to run more gracefully and he tried to erase the thinking from his mind.
Mustn't think. Mustn't think at all. They catch everything. They will laugh at you.
They were laughing at him.
He could feel their laughter, the silent, gracious amusement that was racing in their minds.
She reached the group and waited.
"Hurry up," she called, and while her words were kindly, he could feel the amusement in the words.
He hurried. He pounded down upon them. He arrived, somewhat out of breath. He felt winded and sweaty and extremely uncouth.
"This is the one they sent us," said Elaine. "His name is Bishop. Is that not a lovely name?"
They watched him, nodding gravely.
"He will tell us stories," said Elaine. "He knows the stories that go with a place like this."
They were looking kindly at him, but he could sense the covert amusement, growing by the moment.
She said to Bishop: "This is Paul. And that one over there is Jim. Betty. Jane. George. And the one on the end is Mary."
"You understand," said Jim, "those are not our names."
"They are approximations," said Elaine. "The best that I could do."
"They are as close," said Jane, "as he can pronounce them."
"If you'd only give me a chance," said Bishop, then stopped short.
That was what they wanted. They wanted him to protest and squirm. They wanted him to be uncomfortable.
"But of course we don't," said Elaine.
Mustn't think. Must try to keep from thinking. They catch everything.
"Let's all sit down," said Betty. "Bishop will tell us stories."
"Perhaps," Jim said to him, "you will describe your life on Earth. I would be quite interested."
"I understand you have a game called chess," said George. "We can't play games, of course. You know why we can't. But I'd be very interested in discussing with you the technique and philosophy of chess."
"One at a time," said Elaine. "First he will tell us stories."
They sat down on the grass, in a ragged circle.
All of them were looking at him, waiting for him to start.
"I don't quite know where to start," he said.
"Why, that's obvious," said Betty. "You start at the beginning."
"Quite right," said Bishop.
He took a deep breath.
"Once, long ago, in the island of Britain, there was a great king whose name was Arthur - "
"Yclept," said Jim.
"You've read the stories?"
"The word was in your mind."
"It's an old word, an archaic word. In some versions of the tales - "
"I would be most interested sometime to discuss the word with you," said Jim.
"Go on with your story," said Elaine.
He took another deep breath.
"Once, long ago, in the island of Britain, there was a great king whose name was Arthur. His queen was Guinevere and Lancelot was his staunchest knight - "