Whatever may have been the topics under discussion in other houses, nothing but the murder of Sampson Warrenby was considered worthy to be talked about at The Cedars, where the son of the house and Miss Dearham were regaling Mrs. Haswell, over cocktails, with a description of the encounter at the Red Lion. Mrs. Haswell, beyond entertaining a vague hope that no one she knew would prove to be the guilty person, took really very little interest in the affair. She inclined to the belief that the murder had probably been committed by a Bellingham-man, and was a good deal more exercised in her mind over the disquieting symptoms suddenly evinced by one of her rarer plants. However, she and Miss Patterdale were agreed that although it was disagreeable to persons of their generation to have a murder committed in their midst, it was very nice for the children to have something to occupy them, Thornden being such a quiet place, with really nothing to do in it at this season except to play tennis. Miss Patterdale went so far as to say that if it had had to happen she was glad it had happened during Abby's visit, because she was always so afraid Abby would grow bored when she stayed with her. Mrs. Haswell said, Yes, she felt the same about Charles; but privately she thought a murder had not been necessary to keep either Charles or Abby from a state of boredom.
“I rather liked the Chief Inspector, didn't you?” Abby said. “The other one had a quelling sort of face, though. Much more like what one imagines. I do wonder what they're doing!”
“I thought the Chief was leading us all on to talk. I was afraid you were going to come out with your theory.”
“Like Gavin. You are a beast, Charles! As though I would! All the same, I bet I'm right.”
“Abby thinks old Drybeck did it, Mum.”
“Oh, no, dear, I shouldn't think so!” said Mrs. Haswell, quite unperturbed. “He's lived here for years!”
Charles, accustomed to the workings of his mother's mind, grinned appreciatively, but said: “The end of it will be, of course, that he'll have her up for slander.”
Again Mrs. Haswell demurred, this time on the ground that Mr. Drybeck was Miss Patterdale's solicitor.
“Yes, and if I'm right he won't be able to have me up for anything,” Abby pointed out. “He's the one person who fits in.”
“No, he isn't,” Charles contradicted. “He doesn't fit in half as well as Mavis.”
“Oh, do shut up about Mavis!” begged Abby. “She couldn't possibly have done it! She's far too dim!”
“If you ask me, she's a dark horse. It's a pity you shirked coming to church this morning. I don't like Gavin, but he was dead right about her! Talk of overacting! She was doing the heartbroken heroine all over the shop, accepting condolences, and drivelling about her dear uncle's kindness, and being alone in the world, until even Mummy felt sick!”
“Well, no darling, not sick exactly,” said Mrs. Haswell. “It was all a little insincere, but I expect she feels that's the way she ought to behave. There's something about death that turns people into the most dreadful hypocrites. I can't think why. I was just as bad when your grandfather died, until your father pointed out how disagreeable and exacting he'd been for years, wearing poor Granny out, and never being in the least pleased to see any of us.”
“You weren't the same as Mavis at all!” said Charles. “You didn't pretend he'd been a saint, and tell everyone you wished he hadn't left his money to you!”
“No, darling, but I always knew he must have done that, and in any case it didn't come to me till Granny died. Not that I should have said anything so silly.”
“Yes, but that's just the kind of thing one would expect Mavis to say!” Abby pointed out. “There was a girl at school awfully like her, always saying "Oh, I don't think we ought to!" and being kind and forgiving to everyone, and saying improving things. She was the most ghastly type! And the worst thing about people like that is that they actually believe in their own acts. I wouldn't mind half as much if they were doing it deliberately, and stayed honest inside, but they don't. Geoffrey Silloth says hypocrisy is a deadly drug which finally permeates the whole system. And, in any case,” she added, struck by a powerful thought, “can you see Mavis firing a gun!”
“I didn't see it,” said Charles, with emphasis. “All I know about her is that she chose to come down here and act as a sort of unpaid drudge for an out-and-out swine, who wasn't able to call decently polite to her, rather than get a job and be able to call her soul her own. And I never knew why till yesterday!”
“Well, dear, until yesterday you never really thought about it at all, did you?” interpolated his mother mildly.
“She said she felt it was her duty to look after Dear Uncle,” said Abby.
“Boloney!” said Charles scornfully. “I may not have thought much about it, but I do recall that in one of her expansive moments she disclosed that it was such a surprise to her when Dear Uncle wrote to offer her a home, because she had never even met him. So if you're nourishing a vision of Warrenby being the prop of his sister-in-law's declining years, can it! He offered Mavis a home because, for one thing he needed a hostess in his big social climb, and, for another, he thought it would be grand to have a housekeeper and general dog's-body he wouldn't have to pay, and could bully!”
“Yes, that's perfectly true,” conceded Abby. “But I still say she didn't do it. Do you know what I did when you were all at Church this morning? I walked down to Mr. Drybeck's house, and then cut back to Fox House, across the common, timing myself, and I found he could have done it easily! It took me exactly six minutes to reach the gorse bushes. What's more, there's plenty of cover, because there are lots of bushes and things on that part of the common.”
“I don't say Drybeck couldn't have done it in the time, but I don't suppose he'd walk as fast as you did. He's too old.”
“What rot!” said Abby scornfully. “He's as thin as a herring, and look at him on the tennis-court!”
At this moment, Mr. Haswell walked into the room, saying, as he shut the door, that if Charles must borrow his clothes he did wish he would sometimes put them back where they belonged, instead of leaving them all over the house. He said this without ill-will, and certainly without any hope that his words would bear fruit; and his son replied, as he invariably did: “Sorry, Dad!” and then dismissed the matter from his mind.
Mr. Haswell, having by this time observed that a guest was present, shook hands with Abby, favouring her with an appraising look, which rather surprised her, since she was well acquainted with him and quite unaccustomed to exciting more interest in him than he felt for any of his son's young friends, all of whom he received in an uncritical and incurious spirit. Fortunately for her self-possession she did not know that this keen scrutiny was due to certain mysterious words uttered by Mrs. Haswell into his private ear on the previous evening. He was a well-built man, with a square, rather impassive countenance, and a taciturn disposition; and although he was a pleasant host, and accepted with perfect equanimity all the young people who invaded his house, and danced to the radio, or argued loudly and interminably on such subjects as Surrealist art, Anglo-Soviet Relations, and The Ballet, most of Charles's friends stood in considerable awe of him. Appealed to now by Sampson Warrenby, he replied calmly: “Certainly not,” and poured himself out a glass of sherry.
“Well, that's Abby's theory. I think it's possible, but my own bet is that it was Mavis. What's your view, Dad?”
“That you'd both of you do better to leave it to the police, and not talk quite so much about it,” replied his father.
Abby, who had been very well brought-up, would have abandoned the entrancing topic at once, but Charles, though extremely fond of his parents, naturally held them in no exaggerated respect. He said: “You know perfectly well we're bound to talk about it. It's quite the most interesting thing that's ever befallen Thornden.”
“Oh, Mr. Haswell!” said Abby, feeling that Charles had broken the ice, “there's a Chief Inspector from Scotland Yard, and we actually talked to him, at the Red Lion!”
“Did you indeed?” he said, smiling faintly. “That must have been a thrill for you! I hope you didn't tell him what your theories are?”
“No, we were madly discreet,” she assured him.
“I didn't have to tell him my theory,” said Charles. “Gavin did that for me. Oh, I say, Mummy, do you know what became of my old .22, by any chance? The one Daddy got for me when I was at school?”
“Do you mean the one you used to shoot rabbits with, darling? Yes, I lent it to old Newbiggin's grandson: the one with the extraordinary ears, who was so helpful that time Woodhorn was ill, and I couldn't get the car to start.”
“Good lord! Did he bring it back?”
“Oh, yes, I'm sure he must have!” said Mrs. Haswell, folding up her tapestry-work, and removing the thimble from her finger. “Why? You don't want it, do you, Charles?”
“No, but it looks as if the Chief Inspector will. Gavin had the bright idea that it would have been just the rifle for Mavis to handle, and I should think they're bound to follow that up. And if it's sculling about the village—”
“No, it isn't. I remember now!” said Mrs. Haswell. “Jim Newbiggin returned it one day when I was in London, and Molly put it in the cloakroom. I meant to put it with the rest of your stuff, in the attic, and then I forgot, and I don't know what became of it.”
“Lord-love-a-duck!” said Charles inelegantly, and immediately left the room.
He returned in a very few minutes, carrying in one gloved hand a light rifle. “Shoved at the back of the coat-cupboard,” he said briefly. “Now, where would be a safe place to put it? I haven't touched it, and no one must, because of finger-prints. Look, Mummy, I'll put it on the top of the cabinet for the time being.”
“Must you use my gloves?” asked his father.
“Sorry, Dad! There weren't any others, and it isn't greasy.”
He then deposited the rifle well out of any housemaid's reach, stripped off the glove, and dropped it on a chair. Mr. Haswell observed this with disfavour, but as the gong sounded at that moment he said nothing, merely picking his glove up on his way out of the room, and restoring it to the cloakroom himself.
Since only one of her three servants was on duty on Sunday evenings, supper at The Cedars was cold, and no one waited at table. There was thus no other bar to exhaustive discussion of the murder than Mr. Haswell's silent disapproval. And as it was Mrs. Haswell who set the ball rolling again, by saying that she really didn't think Mavis was the kind of girl to borrow things without asking if she might, Abby felt herself at liberty to pursue her own theory. Exhaustively searching the inside of a large lobster-claw with a silver pick, she said: “Of course she wouldn't! Gavin only said it to be clever. Like saying that if he couldn't have Mavis, or himself, for the murder he'd have Mr. Ainstable.”
“What?” said Mr. Haswell, looking up.
“Yes, because he was the most unlikely person he could think of.”
“Do you mean to say that Plenmeller said that in front of this Chief Inspector you say you met?”
“Oh, lord, yes!” replied Charles, turning the contents of the salad-bowl over in chase of an elusive olive. “I thought it was a bit thick myself, but I don't suppose it really mattered much. Too fatuous!”
“Besides, he didn't mind Mr. Warrenby nearly as much as most people did,” Abby remarked. “I mean, he and Mrs. Ainstable have him to parties, don't they? Had him, I mean.”
“Yes—and, come to think of it, why?” said Charles slowly. “He was about the last man on earth you'd expect the Ainstables to have had any time for at all, and it wasn't even as though he was their solicitor. Why did they take him up, Dad?”
“I have no idea, nor should I have said that they did more than show him a little ordinary civility.”
Charles was frowning. “Well, I think they did. The Squire quite definitely introduced him to you, didn't he, Mummy? And he'd never have wormed his way into the Club if the Squire hadn't sponsored him.”
“I expect the Ainstables felt it was their duty to be neighbourly,” said Mrs. Haswell placidly.
“Well, they didn't feel it was their duty to be neighbourly to those ghastly people who evacuated themselves here from London during the blitz, and took Thornden House for the duration!” said Charles. “They never had anything to do with them at all!”
“No, but that was different,” replied his mother. “They weren't permanent residents, and they got things on the Black Market, and said that if you knew your way about you could always get extra petrol. You couldn't expect the Ainstables to have anything to do with them!”
“No, but that's just the type of man Warrenby was too,” Charles said.
“We don't know he was, dear: he wasn't here during the War.”
“At all events, he wasn't the kind of man the Squire usually encourages.”
“Oh, no, not in the least! I must say,” remarked Mrs. Haswell reflectively, “I have sometimes wondered why he bothered to be nice to him, particularly when poor Mr. Drybeck disliked him so much.”
“He did dislike him, didn't he?” said Abby eagerly.
“Well, dear, I'm afraid we all did.”
“But Mr. Drybeck much more than most people. Charles, I can't think how you can be so dim about this! Going on and on about Mavis, when all the evidence points to Mr. Drybeck!”
“It doesn't. Besides,—”
“Yes, it does,” Abby insisted. “He had a motive, for one thing. Not just hating Warrenby, but being done down by him, which I know from things Aunt Miriam's told me. Losing clients to him, and Warrenby pulling fast ones on him.”
“Abby, my sweet, be your age!” Charles besought her. “Look at poor old Thaddeus! The most respectable body!”
“Like Armstrong!” she flashed. “That's what's been in my mind all day! He's a solicitor, too, and it's almost the same motive. Armstrong was a respectable little man no one ever dreamed would murder anyone, but he did, so it's no use saying the motive isn't strong enough!”
“I agree with all that, but you're forgetting that it was Armstrong's second murder—at least, he didn't pull it off, did he? I remember he was tried for having poisoned his wife, and he had a much stronger motive for that. I don't suppose he'd have tried to do in his rival if he hadn't got away with the first murder. Probably made him think he was so damned clever he could get away with any number of murders. Like the Brides in the Bath man. Isn't it true, Dad, that if a murderer gets away with it he very often commits another murder? Sort of blood to the head?”
“So I believe,” replied his father. “But if you are suggesting that Drybeck has already murdered someone it's high time you curbed your imagination.”
“I'm not. I'm merely pointing out to Abby where Drybeck's resemblance to Armstrong ceases.”
“Well, whatever you're doing, I think we've had about enough of the subject,” said Mr. Haswell. “Did you get any tennis this afternoon?”
This question, impartially addressed to both the young people, put an effectual end to the discussion. It was not re-opened, the rest of the evening being spent in playing Bridge. Only when Charles motored her back to Fox Cottage did Abby say: “Was your father annoyed with us for talking about the murder?”
“Oh, no!” said Charles. “I think he's afraid we shall be indiscreet in the wrong company, that's all. Like Gavin.”
She wrinkled her brow. “He isn't indiscreet. He's waspish.”
“Baiting the Major? I don't think he's doing anyone any harm, you know. Merely being witty, and showing off.”
“He was definitely waspish about Mavis,” she insisted.
“And who shall blame him? So am I.”
“Yes, but you wouldn't set the police on to her,” she said seriously.
“Under certain circumstances I might.”
“What circumstances? I don't believe you would!”
“Like a shot I would! If I thought the police were after me, or my people.” He paused, rounding the corner into Fox Lane. “Or you,” he added.
“Thanks awfully! Big of you!”
“I'm like that,” he said unctuously, pulling up outside Fox Cottage. “Nothing I won't do for the people I love!”
“Go to the stake for them, I wouldn't wonder!” she returned, with an uncertain little laugh.
“With enthusiasm—for you!”
“D-don't be so silly! Oh, look! here comes Aunt Miriam!”
“Blast Aunt Miriam!” said Charles savagely.
“Hallow, Charles!” said Miss Patterdale, opening the gate, and coming up to the car with a large cardboard dress-box under her arm. “I thought you'd bring Abby back, so I packed up the things for your mother's Sale of Work. Will you give them to her, please?”
He took the box from her, and threw it somewhat unceremoniously on to the back-seat. “All right, Aunt Miriam. Is that ghastly Sale upon us again already? Hell! What about running down to the sea tomorrow, after tea, Abby? I'll look in in the morning on my way to the office, and see how you feel about it. “Night, Aunt Miriam!”
“Nice boy, Charles,” remarked Miss Patterdale, accompanying her niece up the path to the front-door. “Did you solve the mystery between you?”
“No. Actually, Mr. Haswell rather squashed us. I say, Aunt Miriam, you know Charles and I looked in at the Red Lion for a short one before we went on to The Cedars? Well, we were having drinks with Gavin and Major Midgeholme when that detective who interviewed Mavis walked in, and whoever do you think he brought with him?”
“Two detectives from Scotland Yard,” said Miss Patterdale promptly. “I met them up at Fox House.”
“Oh, no, did you really? What did you think of the little one—the Chief Inspector? I rather fell for him. He's got a sense of humour, and he handled Gavin a fair treat!”
“I should say,” responded Miss Patterdale grimly, “that he is adept in handling people a fair treat, as you put it. You should have heard him with Flora Midgeholme! I knew this would lead to trouble!”
“No, why should it? Only for the murderer, and you don't mind that, do you?”
“Certainly not, but it won't be only for the murderer if I know anything about it. There won't be a skeleton in Thornden that isn't dug up. Don't tell me! Your Chief Inspector said that they always tried to be discreet. I don't know whether he thought I believed him. I suppose you know he called on Thaddeus Drybeck?”
“No! What happened? Tell me!”
“I don't know, except that he's made Thaddeus behave like a cat on hot bricks. He came up here after supper with one of the feeblest excuses I've ever heard, and tried to make me remember what time it was when Mavis came to tell me her uncle had been killed. I'm not surprised he's losing ground in his practice: make him grasp that I wasn't likely to remember something I'd never known I could not! I couldn't think what he was after. You'd never guess what it turned out to be! He's trying to prove that Mavis killed her uncle! Silly old fool! The fact of the matter is he's lived the whole of his life wrapped up in cotton-wool, and this affair has frightened him out of his wits.”
Abby, who was trying to pour out a glass of lemonade without allowing the scraps of peel to slide out of the jug, suspended her operations to stare at her aunt. “Is he really scared?” she asked. “Then it all goes to show! Why should he be scared if he had nothing to do with it? Trying to divert suspicion on to someone else, too!”
Miss Patterdale was rather amused by this. “Well, you all of you seem to suspect someone, so why shouldn't he?”
“No, only Charles and me, really, because Gavin isn't serious. The Haswells don't suspect anyone, and the Major doesn't either.”
“Flora does,” said Miss Patterdale, with a short bark of laughter. “Lord, what a fool that woman can be! She can't make up her mind whether that Pole did it, or the Lindales—either one of them or both.”
“The Lindales,” repeated Abby, considering this suggestion dispassionately. “I don't know them well enough to say. Why does Mrs. Midgeholme think they might have?”
“No reason at all. Mrs. Lindale has been a little standoffish to her. Don't blame her!”
“What do the Lindales themselves say about it?”
“My dear girl, you don't suppose I've been up to Rushyford, do you? I've no idea.”
“Oh, no, I just thought you might have seen them after church!”
“They aren't churchgoers. At least, he isn't. I don't know what she may do: I believe she's and R.C.”
“Oh! Aunt Miriam, why did the Ainstables take Warrenby up?”
“It's news to me that they did.” said Miss Patterdale curtly.
“Aunt Miriam! I distinctly remember you saying once that you couldn't imagine why the Squire tolerated him!”
“Tolerating people isn't the same as taking them up. Who's been putting this idea into your head?”
“Gavin more or less started it—”
“He would!” interrupted Miss Patterdale, her eyes snapping.
“Oh, he didn't say anything about that! He was only talking rot about the Squire having done the murder because he was the least likely person,” said Abby, not very lucidly. “And that made Charles ask his father exactly what I've asked you.”
“It did, did it? And what did Mr. Haswell say?”
Abby laughed, and gave her a hug. “He was rather snubbing. Like you, angel!”
“So I should hope! Now, Abby, I've nothing to say against your playing at detection, but you stick to Thaddeus! Do him good to be harried a little, old stick-in-the-mud! Leave the Ainstables alone! They've had enough trouble, poor things, without being worried by policemen. I should be seriously annoyed if I found you'd said anything to that Scotland Yard man which put a lot of false ideas into his head. If the Ainstables were kinder than most of us to that odious man, it was because they always feel they have a duty towards everyone in the district.”
“It's all right: I'm not going to do anything snakeish,” Abby assured her. “All the same, you do think it was funny of the Ainstables, don't you? Funny-peculiar, I mean.”
“Whatever I may have thought on that subject, I most certainly don't think it had anything to do with Warrenby's murder. Come along, it's time we went to bed!”