CONVERSATION PIECE
Roberta had thought that when the two Scotland Yard officials went to the dining-room they would all be able to relax a little, and talk to each other in a normal fashion. It seemed to Roberta that since the appearance of Alleyn and Fox neither herself nor the Lampreys had been real persons. She was conscious, perhaps for the first time in her life, of making a deliberate and strenuous refusal to examine her own thoughts. Near the surface of her mind there waited, with the ominous insistence of images in a nightmare, a sequence of ideas and conjectures; and as, even during the experience of a nightmare, the dreamer may sometimes fight down his own images, so Roberta fought down the rising terrors of her thoughts, thrust them into the background, covered them with other thoughts less menacing to the love that six years ago she had so queerly dedicated to each one of the Lampreys. It seemed to her that the Lampreys themselves had completely withdrawn from her and that, without having had an opportunity to consult in private, they had nevertheless come to some understanding among themselves. She had hoped that when at last she was alone with them they would draw her towards them and, by an exhibition of the devasting frankness that so many of their friends mistook for a sign of flattering confidence, would let her join the common front they were to present to the police…But it appeared that they were not to be alone. Alleyn and Fox left a large policeman behind them and, more than anything else that had happened during that incredible evening, the sight of this stolid figure with scrubbed face and shining buttons, standing inside the drawing-room door, sent an icy thrill of panic through Roberta. Apparently the Lampreys were not so affected. Obeying a murmur from his mother, Colin offered the constable an arm-chair and asked him if he would like to move nearer to the fire at the opposite end of the room. With a glance at the man’s note-book, Colin turned on a table lamp at his elbow. At this astonishing anticipation of his activities the constable turned a deep crimson, put away his note-book and hurriedly took it out again. Colin begged him to take the chair and in some confusion he finally sat down.
Colin rejoined his family at the other end of the room.
“ Eh bein,” said Frid, “ maintenant, nous parlerons comme si le monsieur n’était pas la.”
“Frid!” cried her mother. “ Attention!” Frid peered down the length of the room and, raising her voice, said to the constable: “I do hope you won’t mind us trying to talk in French. You see, we have got one or two things to discuss and as they are sort of rather private it will be less embarrassing for all of us, won’t it? I mean, you won’t feel that we are too odiously rude, will you?”
The policeman rose, cleared his throat and said: “No, Miss,” and, as though he ardently desired a ruling on the point, cast an anguished look at the door. After a moment’s hesitation he again took the arm-chair offered by Colin, and now all the Lampreys could see of him was the top of his head, which was red.
“ That’s all right, then, Mummy,” said Frid. “ Alors. A propos des jumeaux …”
Roberta’s heart sank. Charlot and Lord Charles, she knew, spoke French with some fluency. Frid had been to a finishing school in Paris. Henry and the twins had attended the university at Grenoble and had spent most of their holidays with friends on the Cote d’Azur. Even Patch and Mike, in the New Zealand days, had made life hideous for a sweating Frenchwoman who had followed the Lampreys to England and was still sporadically employed during the holidays. Roberta, on the contrary, had merely taken French at school and knew from bitter experience that when the Lampreys spoke in that language their conversation resembled a continuous rattle of fricatives and plosives, maddeningly leavened with occasional words that Roberta could understand. They were at it now. Lord Charles seemed to expostulate, Henry to argue. The twins were comparatively silent and looked mulish. Once, in answer to a prolonged harangue from Frid, Colin said: “ Laisse-tu donc tranquille, Frid. In fact, shut up.”
Henry said: “This is fun for Robin, I must say.”
“Darling Robin,” said Charlot, “you don’t mind, do you?”
“Of course I don’t. And I have followed a bit.”
“ Taisez-vous, donc!” commanded Frid dramatically. “ Ecoutez!”
“What’s the matter?” asked Henry testily.
“Listen, all of you.”
As though from a distant part of the flat came the sound of a deep voice.
“It’s Mr. Alleyn,” said Frid. “What’s he yelling like that for?”
“Perhaps he’s flown into a black rage,” suggested Patch.
“Perhaps he’s arresting Nanny or someone,” said Stephen.
“I must say I don’t see why he should roar at her, even if he is. And anyway,” added Frid, “he doesn’t sound like that. He sounds as if he’s yelling to some one downstairs.”
“Or to some one deaf,” Stephen amended.
“Good heavens,” cried Charlot, “can it be Aunt Kit?”
“Really, Immy!” said Lord Charles. “Why on earth should Aunt Kit come back here at this hour?”
“Everything is so odd that I don’t consider the return of Aunt Kit at midnight would be at all surprising.”
“It isn’t midnight,” said Patch.
“Mr. Alleyn is growing fainter,” observed Colin. “He must be going downstairs and roaring as he goes.”
“Perhaps,” suggested Patch, “he’s sitting in the lift and shouting to find out si nous avons parle vrai, au sujet de mon oncle.”
“Patch, darling!” lamented Charlot, “your accent. Honest-ly!”
“Well, I suppose we can’t go and find out,” said Frid with a glance at the back of the constable’s head.
“Good God,” ejaculated Lord Charles. “It is Aunt Kit.”
Through the door into the drawing-room came Lady Katherine Lobe.
“Immy darling,” she whispered, as she embraced Charlot. “So terrible but in a way such a dispensation. His ways are indeed mysterious and no doubt He has chosen this instrument. Charlie, my dear!”
“Aunt Kit, where have you been?”
“To Hampstead. By tube and bus. I should have returned sooner but most unfortunately I caught the wrong bus and then again Mr. Nathan took such a long time. And all for nothing as it turns out. Though even now with the death duties—”
“Whom did you go to see at Hampstead?”
“A Mr. Isadore Z. Nathan, Charlie. I thought I should find him in his shop but of course when I left here it was after closing hours. But I found his private address in the telephone book and luckily he was at home. Such an amazing house, Immy. Enormous pictures and a great deal of velvet. But Mr. Nathan was charming.”
“You can’t mean Uncle Izzy from the pop-shop round the corner!” Frid ejaculated.
“What, darling?”
“Not the pawnbroker in Admiral Street, Aunt Kit?”
“Yes. You see, Charlie, I had often thought of doing it for my lame ducks, because it did seem rather extravagant and useless to pay all those large premiums when I am not well off, but as they were family things and almost the only family things that I had, I always imagined that Mama would not have approved, so I didn’t. But this was quite different because you are the family and it gave me the very greatest pleasure, darling. I couldn’t be more pleased. Now, perhaps, you will feel you would like to redeem them, though, for the time being—”
“Aunt Kit,” said Lord Charles hastily, “you’re not talking about the Indian pearls?”
“What, dear?”
“Not Great Aunt Caroline’s pearls?”
“It’s such luck that I always wear them.” Lady Katherine fumbled in her reticule and produced a slip of paper over which she closed Lord Charles’s nerveless fingers. “There, Charlie, my dear. And I’m so glad. I’m sure Mr. Nathan is perfectly all right. He took a very long time examining them and you see I knew their value because of the insurance and I drove quite a shrewd bargain with him. I asked him to make the cheque out to you because—”
Charlot, rather belatedly, interrupted Lady Katherine with a loud patter of French. Lady Katherine peered towards the far end of the room, uttered a whispered ejaculation, and sank into the nearest chair. Lord Charles stared through his glass at the cheque, seemed to try to speak to his aunt, made a small helpless gesture and turned to his wife.
“Darling Aunt Kit,” began Charlot and stopped short. “ C’est trop …” She stopped again. “I simply cannot go on yelling French,” said Charlot. She glanced at the top of the policeman’s head, went to the desk near Roberta, drew out a sheet of paper, and took up her pen.
“Surely,” said Lady Katherine, “he can’t dream of thinking of you…” She turned with an air of tragedy to her nephew. “It’s too impossible,” she whispered. “He seemed to be a gentleman.”
“Give her this,” said Charlot. Into Roberta’s hand she thrust a sheet of paper on which she had written in block capitals: “DARLING, DID YOU TELL HIM WE ASKED GABRIEL FOR TWO THOUSAND?”
In obedience to signals from the rest of the family, Roberta displayed this communication to them before handing it to Lady Katherine, who instantly began to fumble for her glasses. These secured and slung across her nose, she read Charlot’s message, her lips forming the words, her hands trembling. She laid the paper on her knees and, looking piteously from one to the other of the Lampreys, she whispered: “I didn’t tell him how much.”
Frid groaned. There was a short silence. Roberta watched Lady Katherine’s hand, swollen a little with arthritis and still trembling very much, grope in her bag for a handkerchief. Suddenly Henry walked over to his aunt and stooped to kiss her.
“Dear Aunt Kit,” said Henry gently. “You are so kind.”
It was perhaps at this moment that Roberta first realized that she was in love with Henry.
II
It is not easy to thank a deaf person for a large sum of money when every word of thanks may compromise the speaker in the ears of an attentive policeman. The Lampreys pulled themselves together and made a pretty good job of it. Lady Katherine seemed to have some difficulty in hearing French though she whispered away at it herself with great fluency. The conversation was therefore conducted along bilingual lines, the Lampreys’ less dangerous remarks being made in English, though Roberta thought there seemed to be very little point in disguising the deplorable state of Lord Charles’s finances if Lady Katherine had already told Alleyn about the object of the interview with her brother, and if Inspector Fox knew about Mr. Grumball.
After a few minutes there was a tap on the far door, which the constable opened. Fox’s voice was heard in a brief mumble and in a moment he came in.
“Mr. Alleyn, my lord,” said Fox, “would be obliged if Lady Patricia could come to the dining-room for a few minutes.”
“Off you go, Patch,” said her mother. Her voice had lost nothing of its crispness, but, as Patch passed her, she took her hand and gave her a smile that to Roberta seemed like a brief flash of desperate anxiety. Patch went out.
“It’s rather like French Revolutionary films,” said Frid. “You know, the ones where the little group of aristocrats gets thinner and thinner.”
“For God’s sake, Frid,” said Henry, “hold your tongue.”
“Manners, love,” said Frid in Cockney.
The door opened again and Dr. Kantripp cme in. Roberta wondered if this endless night was to be punctuated by visits from Dr. Kantripp. Each time he came in it was with the same hurried air of concern. Each time, he shook hands with Charlot and with Lord Charles.
“Well,” he said, “she’ll do all right, Lady Charles. She’s better. Had a sleep and less agitated. Still rather upset of course. Inclined to be…” He made an expressive gesture.
“Mad?” asked Frid. “Stark ravers, would you say?”
“My dear girl, not that of course, but rather unsettled and unlike her usual self, no doubt.”
“My poor Dr. Kantripp,” said Charlot, “you don’t know her usual self.”
“She’s pretty grim even when at her jolliest, poor Violet,” said Lord Charles gloomily.
“Has there ever been any trouble?” asked Dr. Kantripp delicately. “Up aloft, you know? Hysteria and so forth?”
“We’ve always considered her a little odd,” said Lord Charles.
“A little, Daddy,” said Frid. “My dears, let’s face it, she’s ga-ga. You know she is, Daddy. What about that nursing-home she used to whizz off to?”
“An occasional crise-de-nerfs,” Lord Charles muttered.
“She’s seen an alienist?”
“Yes, yes, I think so. Not for some time, though. She became a Christian Scientist about five years ago and I daresay my brother hoped that would help. But it didn’t last very long and lately she’s been tremendously taken up with some kind of occultism.”
“Black magic,” said Frid. “She’s a witch.”
“Dear me!” said Dr. Kantripp mildly. “Well,” he added, I’ve suggested that she should see her own doctor.”
“What did she say to that?” asked Charlot.
“She didn’t say anything.” Dr. Kantripp glanced at the constable. “She doesn’t say very much.”
“I know,” agreed Charlot. “She just stares. It’s rather alarming.”
“Do you know if she’s in the habit of taking anything? Ah — aspirin? Anything to make her sleep?”
“I don’t know,” said Charlot sharply. “Why?”
“Oh, I merely thought that if there was anything already prescribed she might as well go on with the same dosage.”
“Tinkerton would know.”
“She doesn’t know of anything.”
“Dr. Kantripp,” Charlot began, “what are you—” She was interrupted with some violence by Stephen.
“ What’s that?” he demanded loudly. “ Listen!”
There was a distant rumbling. A doorbell rang.
Baskett’s step sounded in the passage and in a moment he came in.
“If Mr. Fox might speak to you, my lord?”
“Yes, Baskett, of course.” Lord Charles hurried out. The door shut, but not before Roberta heard a sort of muffled rattle from the direction of the landing.
“That was the l-lift,” said Stephen. “I thought the police had d-disconnected it.”
“They had,” said Henry.
“I think I know what it is,” said Dr. Kantripp. “Don’t worry, Lady Charles. The police are attending to things, you know, and we have been expecting the — ah — the—”
“They’re taking him away?”
“Yes.”
“I see. Does my sister-in-law know?”
“I asked the nurse to explain. Lady Wutherwood is so very — I didn’t suggest that she should be present. Only distress her. If you’ll excuse me I think I’d better have a word with Alleyn.”
He went out, meeting Patch in the doorway.
“I say,” said Patch, “there are more men going into 26. They’re using the lift.”
“Shut the door,” said Colin.
But even with the door shut they could hear unmistakable and heavy sounds of Uncle G.’s departure. Even the Lampreys had nothing to say and sat in an uncomfortable hush, listening and yet not appearing to listen. With a clank and a heavy mechanical sigh, Uncle G. went down again in the lift.
Henry moved to a window of the drawing-room, pulled aside the curtains and looked down into the street. The others watched him uneasily and in a moment the twins joined him. Unwillingly, Roberta read in their faces the stages of Uncle G.’s progress. Henry opened his window more widely. Down in Pleasaunce Court, doors were shut. An engine started, a motor horn sounded, Henry dropped the curtain and turned back into the room.
“I suppose,” he said, “I shall not be promoted to first suspect if I merely observe, thank God for that.”
“Patch,” said Charlot, “has Mr. Alleyn finished with you?”
“Yes, Mummy.”
“Then go to bed, darling. I’ll come and say good night if I can. But don’t stay awake for me. Run along.”
Patch wandered to the door where she turned. “He hardly asked me anything,” she said. “Only what we were all doing in the dining-room when—”
“ Pas pour le jeune homme,” said Frid warningly.
Patch made a rapid grimace at the constable’s chair and opened the door.
“Here, wait a minute,” cried Frid in alarm. But she was too late: Patch had gone.
“Look here,” said Frid to the constable, “can I go after her? I want to ask her something.”
“I’m afraid you can’t, Miss. I can ask the young lady to come back, if it’s any use,” offered the constable, who had risen to his feet.
“I don’t think it is,” said Frid gloomily. “Her French isn’t up to it.” She wandered in a desultory manner round the room.
Lord Charles came in from the hall and went to the fireplace. He leant his arms on the mantelpiece and his head on his arms.
“Well, old man,” said Charlot.
“Well, Immy,” he said without changing his position, “they’ve taken him away. You didn’t know him when he was a young man, did you?”
“No.”
“No. When we were boys we were good friends. It seems a queer thing for him to go away like this.”
“Yes,” said Charlot, “I expect it does.” He went and sat beside her.
“Well,” said Henry, “what happens now?”
“Examination of witnesses continues, I trust,” said Frid. “Who do you say he’ll ask for next? I’m longing for my turn.”
“Frid, my dear,” said her father, “don’t.”
“Don’t what, Daddy?”
“Don’t be so quite so whatever it is you are being. We’re all rather tired. Immy, ought I to ask if I may see Violet?”
“I don’t think so, darling. Dr. Kantripp says she seems to be much quieter and more sensible. No doubt she’ll—”
The drawing-room door opened slowly. The young constable scrambled to his feet, followed, one after another, by the Lampreys. Framed in the doorway, supported on one hand by a uniformed nurse and on the other by her maid, stood the Dowager Lady Wutherwood.
Roberta had been given a good many frights that evening and perhaps her resistance to shock had been weakened. There is no doubt that the appearance of Lady Wutherwood in the drawing-room doorway struck terror to her heart. It was as if some malicious stage-manager had planned this entrance along the best traditions of Victorian melodrama. By some chance of lighting, the colour of the green-painted door-jamb was reflected in Lady Wutherwood’s face. Her chin was lowered and her cavernously set eyes were in shadow while her mouth, which was wet but which still retained a trace of rouge, caught the light and glittered. The coils of dyed hair had become loosened and hung forward. Perhaps she had thrust Tinkerton aside, for her dress was ill-fastened and much in disarray. She seemed to have no bones. Even her hands showed no clear highlights on fingers and wrists, but hung puffily among the folds of her dress. Propped up by the nurse and maid, her posture was so odd that it suggested to Roberta a horrid notion. She thought Lady Wutherwood looked for all the world as though she dangled by the neck like some ill-managed puppet. Her lips moved and so still was the room that Roberta heard that clicking sound as Lady Wutherwood arranged her mouth for speaking; but when she did speak it was in an unremarkable voice, a voice that held no overtones of tragedy or horror.
“Charles,” said Lady Wutherwood, “I’ve come to see the police.”
“Yes, Violet. I’ll tell them.”
“I’ve come to see them because there is something they must understand. They have taken away Gabriel’s body. It must come back to me, to my house. The funeral will be from my house and nowhere else. I want to tell them that. Gabriel must come back.”
III
Charlot hurried to her sister-in-law’s side and Roberta heard her speak in the voice she had used in the old days, when one of the children was hurt or distressed. It was a tranquil voice but Lady Wutherwood seemed scarcely aware of it. The nurse, professionally soothing, said: “Now, come along. We’ll just sit and wait while they bring the doctor.”
“Not in there,” said Lady Wutherwood. “I don’t go into that room.”
“Now, now, dear.”
“Where is the detective? I must see the people in authority.” Lady Wutherwood’s head turned with a rolling movement and from the shadowed caverns of her eyes she seemed to look at Charlot. “Go away,” she said loudly.
Lord Charles turned to the constable. “Will you tell Mr. Alleyn?”
He said: “Yes, my lord, certainly,” and looked at Lady Wutherwood who, with her escort, completely blocked the doorway.
“There’s a chair in the passage, nurse,” said Charlot.
Tinkerton said: “Come along now, m’lady,” in a thin voice but with an air of authority. Her mistress leant towards her and with a clumsy lurch turned and went into the passage, still supported by the two women. Charlot shut the door and eyeing her family spread out her hands and shrugged her shoulders.
“What,” she began, “do you suppose—”
But Frid interrupted her. Frid, standing in the centre of the room, urgent, and for once unconsciously dramatic, harangued her family in a sort of impassioned whisper.
“Look here,” she said, “he’s out of the way. What are we going to do? What has Patch said we did in the dining-room?”
“Obviously,” said Henry, “she told the truth.”
“She may have lied like a book.”
“Shall I whizz out and ask her?” Stephen suggested.
“My dear,” said Charlot, “the place is solid with policemen. You’d be arrested.”
“Well,” said Frid impatiently, “what shall we say? Quick. Before he comes back.”
“You will tell Alleyn the truth, Frid,” said Lord Charles.
“But, Daddy—”
“You will tell him the truth.” He looked at Lady Katherine. “After all,” he added, “nothing matters much now, after what has been already told.”
“But — all right, Daddy,” said Frid. “The truth it is. I don’t know what everybody else thinks, but to me it’s pretty obvious who did it.”
The others stared at her. Frid gestured towards the door.
“Oh, no,” said her father.
“Daddy, but of course. She’s mad. She’s stark ravers. You know how they hated each other. And Mummy, you said that you left her alone when you came here to ask one of the boys to work the lift. She must have done it then. Who else?”
“Charlie, do you think…”
Lord Charles stared at his wife. “Who else, Immy?” he said. “Who else?”
“I think Frid’s right,” said Stephen.
“Then,” said Henry, “for God’s sake come off your racket, you and Colin, and tell us who went down in the lift with them.”
Colin said: “I went down in the lift.”
“Don’t be a bloody fool,” said Stephen. “If Aunt V. did it, what do you want to muck in for? You’re mad.”
“You’re both mad,” said Henry. “If Aunt V. did it—”
“If Violet killed Gabriel,” said Charlot suddenly, “it is not our business to do anything but clear ourselves.”
“Immy, my dear—”
“If it’s you, Charlie, or one of my children, against Violet, then I’m against Violet. I believe Frid’s right. If Violet killed Gabriel she’s mad. She’s been shut up before; she’ll be shut up again. Does that matter so much? Does it matter so much, even if she didn’t do it?”
“Immy!”
“A mad woman, and, what’s more, a horrible woman. You know you think she’s horrible, Charlie. And if she wasn’t demented before, she is now. She’ll have to be shut up anyway. When I see Mr. Alleyn I shall make it perfectly clear that Violet had the opportunity. And if he asks what the relationship has been between them I shall tell him. Why not? Why, in God’s name, shouldn’t I? You yourself say we should speak the truth. What is it but the truth that Violet and Gabriel have hated each other for years? We all know they have. Let us say so. What about that woman you told me Gabriel installed—”
“Immy—”
“I know, you’ve never told the children. Tell them now. Tell them.”
“It’s all right, Mama,” said Henry, “we know all about Uncle G.’s bits of nonsense.”
“Mummy’s right,” said Frid. “For God’s sake let’s stick to it. Aunt V. won’t be hanged. It’s odds on she did it. Then let them know as much as we know. The twins have put themselves in a pretty bad light with their Sydney Carton stuff. Let’s get them out of it. If it’s a twin or Aunt V., personally I prefer the twin. If she jabbed Uncle G. in the eye with a meat skewer—”
“I know,” said Henry, “but if she didn’t?”
“If she didn’t, she only gets shut up. Which is what she ought to be anyway.”
“What,” asked Henry, “does Robin think?”
But Robin, jerked abruptly into the picture, her thoughts racing down strange corridors, could only say with desperate emphasis that she knew none of them had done it, that she would do anything to save them from suspicion. And then, catching her breath over the implication of this avowal, she stopped short and looked with something like horror into Henry’s eyes.
“It’s no good, Robin,” said Henry, “you’ve got your views. So have I. I’ve only just realized it. But I’ve got them.”
“What do you mean, Henry?” demanded Charlot, clenching her hands. “We’ve only got a few seconds. That man will be back.”
“We can still talk in French,” said Frid.
“It’s not the same. We don’t understand each other in the same way.”
“We don’t understand each other now,” said Henry.
“I don’t know what you mean,” cried Charlot.
“I mean that I don’t think Aunt V. killed Uncle G.”
“Why, why, why?”
“Because she’s asked for his body.”
“She’s mad,” said Frid.
“Mad or sane, and in my opinion she’s not as mad as all that, I don’t believe she’d want his company if she’d dug a skewer into his brain and murdered him.”
Nobody answered Henry. The silence was broken by Lady Katherine Lobe. Lady Katherine had turned her deaf, inquisitive face to each of the Lampreys as they spoke. She now rose and going to her nephew laid her hand upon his arm.
“Charlie, my dear,” she said, “what has happened to Violet? She looks like a lost soul. Charlie, what has Violet done?”
But before Lord Charles could answer his aunt the door opened, and the constable returned.