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THE QUESTION
By Parry Truscott
Author of "Catherine"
THE WICKED WORLD
By Alice Maud Meadows
Author of "The Dukedom of Portsea"
JOHN MARVEL
By Thomas Nelson Page
Author of "Red Rock"
By MARY GAUNT
The Uncounted Cost
Part Author of "The Silent Ones"
By HALLIWELL SUTCLIFFE
A Winter's Comedy
A Tale of Yorkshire
By VICTORIA CROSS
The Eternal Fires
Contains portrait of Author in Colours
By SHAN F. BULLOCK
Master John
Author of "Robert Thorne"
By STANLEY PORTAL HYATT
Black Sheep
Author of "The Marriage of Hilary Carden"

BIOGRAPHY
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BIOGRAPHY

FOR

BEGINNERS

BEING A COLLECTION OF MISCELLANEOUS
EXAMPLES FOR THE USE OF UPPER FORMS

Edited by E. CLERIHEW, B.A.
With 40 Diagrams by G. K. CHESTERTON

LONDON
T. WERNER LAURIE
CLIFFORD'S INN

LIST OF CONTENTS

[Introductory Remarks]
[Sir Christopher Wren]
[Miguel de Cervantes]
[George Bernard Shaw]
[Sir Humphrey Davy]
[J. S. Mill]
[François Liszt]
[Lord Clive]
[King Edward the Confessor]
[The Rev. John Clifford, M.A., LL.B., D.D.]
[Messrs Chapman & Hall]
[Karl Marx]
[Otto the Great]
[Marconi]
[David Hume]
[Mr H. Belloc]
[Job]
[Pizarro]
[The Duke of Fife, K.T., P.C., G.C.V.O.]
[The Duke of Wellington]
[John Bunyan]
[George Hirst]
[Erasmus and the Humanists]
[Besant and Rice]
[Tiziano Vecelli]
[Professor James Dewar, F.R.S.]
[Sir Walter Raleigh]
[Jane Austen]
[Odo of Bayeux]
[David Ricardo]
[Sir Thomas à Mallory]
[Mr Alfred Beit]
[Cimabue]
[President Roosevelt]
[Robert Harley, Earl of Oxford]
[Sir Alexander Fuller Acland-Hood, M.P.]
[Mahomet]
[Edvard Grieg]
[Jan Van Eyck]
[Mr T. Werner Laurie]
[Index of Psychology]

INTRODUCTORY REMARKS

The Art of Biography

Is different from Geography.

Geography is about Maps,

But Biography is about Chaps.

SIR CHRISTOPHER WREN

Sir Christopher Wren

Said, "I am going to dine with some men.

"If anybody calls

"Say I am designing St. Paul's."

MIGUEL DE CERVANTES

The people of Spain think Cervantes

Equal to half-a-dozen Dantes:

An opinion resented most bitterly

By the people of Italy.

GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Mr Bernard Shaw

Was just setting out for the war,

When he heard it was a dangerous trade

And demonstrably underpaid.

SIR HUMPHREY DAVY

Sir Humphrey Davy

Abominated gravy.

He lived in the odium

Of having discovered Sodium.

J. S. MILL

John Stuart Mill,

By a mighty effort of will,

Overcame his natural bonhomie

And wrote "Principles of Political Economy."

FRANÇOIS LISZT

The Abbé Liszt

Hit the piano with his fist.

That was the way

He used to play.

LORD CLIVE

What I like about Clive

Is that he is no longer alive.

There is a great deal to be said

For being dead.

KING EDWARD THE CONFESSOR

Edward the Confessor

Slept under the dresser.

When that began to pall,

He slept in the hall.

THE REV. JOHN CLIFFORD
M.A., LL.B., D.D.

Dr Clifford

And I have differed.

He disapproves of gin:

I disapprove of sin.

MESSRS CHAPMAN & HALL

Chapman & Hall

Swore not at all.

Mr Chapman's yea was yea,

And Mr Hall's nay was nay.

KARL MARX

Karl Marx

Was completely wrapped up in his sharks.

The poor creatures seriously missed him

While he was attacking the capitalist system.

OTTO THE GREAT

The great Emperor Otto

Could not decide upon a motto.

His mind wavered between

"L'Etat C'est Moi" and "Ich Dien."

MARCONI

Guglielmo Marconi

Was brought up on macaroni,

But when he gets it now

There's no end of a row.

DAVID HUME

That you have all heard of Hume

I tacitly assume;

But you didn't know, perhaps,

That his parents were Lapps.

MR H. BELLOC

Mr Hilaire Belloc

Is a case for legislation ad hoc.

He seems to think nobody minds

His books being all of different kinds.

JOB

It is understood that Job

Never read "The Globe;"

But nothing could be higher than

His opinion of Leviathan.

PIZARRO

The views of Pizarro

Were perhaps a little narrow.

He killed the Caciques

Because (he said) they were sneaks.

THE DUKE OF FIFE
K.T., P.C., G.C.V.O.

It looked bad when the Duke of Fife

Left off using a knife;

But people began to talk

When he left off using a fork.

THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON

The great Duke of Wellington

Reduced himself to a skellington.

He reached seven stone two,

And then——Waterloo!

JOHN BUNYAN

I do not extenuate Bunyan's

Intemperate use of onions,

But if I knew a wicked ogress

I would lend her "The Pilgrim's Progress."

GEORGE HIRST

When I faced the bowling of Hirst

I ejaculated, "Do your worst!"

He said, "Right you are, Sid."

----And he did.

ERASMUS AND THE HUMANISTS

After dinner, Erasmus

Told Colet not to be "blas'mous"

Which Colet, with some heat,

Requested him to repeat.

BESANT AND RICE

Sir (then Mr) Walter Besant

Would never touch pheasant,

But Mr James Rice

Thought it so nice.

TIZIANO VECELLI

When the great Titian

Was in a critical condition,

He was carefully nursed

By Francis the First.

PROFESSOR JAMES DEWAR, F.R.S.

Professor Dewar

Is a better man than you are.

None of you asses

Can condense gases.

SIR WALTER RALEIGH

Sir Walter Raleigh

Bickered down the valley.

But he could do better than the rill,

For he could bicker up-hill.

JANE AUSTEN

The novels of Jane Austen

Are the ones to get lost in.

I wonder if Labby

Has read "Northanger Abbey?"

ODO OF BAYEUX

Archbishop Odo

Was just in the middle of "Dodo,"

When he remembered that it was Sunday.

"Sic transit gloria mundi."

DAVID RICARDO

The intrepid Ricardo

With characteristic bravado,

Alluded openly to Rent

Wherever he went.

SIR THOMAS À MALLORY

Sir Thomas à Mallory

Always went to the gallery.

He said, not without nous,

That it was the best place in the house.