CHRISTMAS TALES
OF FLANDERS

KEEP THIS BOOK CLEAN

CHRISTMAS
TALES OF
FLANDERS

I L L U S T R A T E D B Y
JEAN DE BOSSCHERE
NEW YORK: DODD, MEAD & COMPANY
MCMXVII

PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN AT THE COMPLETE PRESS
WEST NORWOOD, LONDON, S.E.

INTRODUCTION

HE CHRISTMAS TALES OF FLANDERS presented in this volume are popular fables and legends current in Flanders and Brabant, which have for centuries been told to children throughout Belgium. Their origin is doubtful, as all literature handed down by oral tradition must be. A good many of these stories are found in a different guise in the legends of other nations. “Seppy” is closely akin to the rhyme of “The Old Man who lived in the Wood”; and the prototypes of others will be readily recognized; but all of them have peculiar Flemish traits. They have the picturesqueness characteristic of the country which produced such a glorious school of painting, and the freshness of their presentation is a high tribute to the creative imagination of the Flanders folk. Sometimes they are primitive to a degree, and in such tales as “Simple John” and “The Boy who always said the Wrong Thing,” the storyteller attributes the most elementary and artless mentality to his heroes, so as to explain the extravagant adventures he relates. These tales occupy for the Flemish the place nursery rhymes take in England, and as the nursery rhymes have been collected in England at various times and in different forms and guises, so the Flemish folk-tales have also been collected in various ways and in various parts of Flanders. Messrs. Demont and Decock produced a book entitled “Zoo Vertellen de Vlamingen,” from which collection a good many of these stories are taken. Others came from the “Brabantsch Segenboak,” which J. Teiclinck wrote for the Flemish Academy. They were translated by M. C. O. Morris and are here published for the first time in English.

CONTENTS

PAGE
[THE RICH WOMAN AND THE POOR WOMAN] [1]
[THE STORY OF SEPPY] [8]
[THE ENCHANTED APPLE-TREE] [14]
[THE CONVENT FREE FROM CARE] [18]
[THE WITCHES’ CELLAR] [21]
[THE BOY WHO ALWAYS SAID THE WRONG THING] [25]
[HOP-O-MY-THUMB] [29]
[THE EMPERORS PARROT] [36]
[THE LITTLE BLACKSMITH VERHOLEN] [42]
[BALTEN AND THE WOLF] [61]
[THE MERMAID] [69]
[THE STORY OF THE LITTLE HALF-COCK] [75]
[THE DWARF AND THE BLACKSMITH] [81]
[PERCY THE WIZARD NICKNAMED SNAIL] [86]
[SIMPLE JOHN] [94]
[THE TWO CHICKENS OR THE TWO EARS] [100]
[THE WONDERFUL FISH] [105]
[THE FRYING-PAN] [115]
[FARMER BROOM FARMER LEAVES AND FARMER IRON] [118]
[LITTLE LODEWYK AND ANNIE THE WITCH] [123]
[THE GIANT OF THE CAUSEWAY] [126]
[THE KEY-FLOWER] [134]
[THE OGRE] [136]

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

IN COLOUR
Facing
page
[The Sea-Monsters and the Fisherman][Frontispiece]
[The Rich Woman and the Poor Woman: The two Farms at Christmas Eve][2]
[The Enchanted Apple-tree][16]
[The Witches’ Cellar][24]
[Hop-o’-my-Thumb and the Robbers][30]
[The Devil beaten Three Times][52]
[The Procession][58]
[The Mermaid, the Mother, and her Daughter][74]
[The Dwarf’s Feast][84]
[Simple John, the Horse, the Cow, and the Pig][94]
[The Three Farmers and their Houses][118]
[The Giant, his Daughter, and the Knight][132]
IN BLACK AND WHITE AND IN TWO COLOURS
PAGE
[St. Peter and the two Women][1]
[She sent the Beggar away, wishing him God-speed][2]
[The Neighbours came to say Good Day][3]
[She was disgusted with herself][4]
[Try as she would, she was obliged to go on cutting][5]
[The Rich Woman’s Scissors][7]
[Seppy working in the Fields][8]
[However, the Priest had a Glass][9]
[Seppy was very angry with the Pig][10]
[She Gradually slipped to the Edge of the sloping Roof][11]
[Seppy was drawn up the Chimney][13]
[The Death, Misery, the Old Man, and the Tree][14]
[The Village Urchins came and stole them off the Tree][15]
[“Here is Half a Loaf, take it; it is all I have][16]
[The Death hanging in the Tree][17]
[Two Monks of the Convent][18]
[How many Cows’ Tails would it take...?][19]
[What is the Depth of the Sea][20]
[John Twist and the Witches][21]
[Rubbing it on his Face and Hands][22]
[Drew the Peak of his Cap over his Eyes][23]
[The Pig travelled very quickly][24]
[The Mill, Tony, and his Mother’s House][25]
[“I shall be in a bad Way][25]
[He then came to the Church][26]
[The Story of the Boy who always said the Wrong Thing][27]
[The Boy running away][28]
[Hop-o’-my-Thumb and a Duck][29]
[Looking up he espied a little Lady][29]
[Hop-o’-my-Thumb threw them some Crumbs][31]
[Poor Little Ant][32]
[The Story of Hop-o’-my-Thumb][33]
[The Captain, the Peasant, the Parrot, and the Emperor][36]
[He gave him back the Parrot as Gallantly as he could][37]
[He kicked and struggled violently][38]
[A Peasant was Fortunate enough to catch it][39]
[The Parrot][41]
[The Blacksmith Verholen and a Devil][42]
[A gentle Knocking at the Door][43]
[The Shoe was tried on][44]
[He wished][45]
[Open the Door, Smith][46]
[The little Blacksmith was seated on a low Stool][47]
[Rest a While in this Chair][48]
[Climbed up the Tree like a Cat][49]
[As much Coal as he could wish][51]
[Ordered them to burn the Devil’s Feet][52]
[“I will make myself as tall as the Tower][53]
[It was not a Messenger from Hell][54]
[He was dressed in deep Black][55]
[“Let that Good Fellow have a Glimpse of Heaven][57]
[“Ooh! Boo! My poor Head!][58]
[Milk-and-Honey Avenue][60]
[Balten, the Barrel, and the Wolf][61]
[The Wolf stared at Jack][62]
[“Balten, pour! Balten, pour!][63]
[The Ladder became yet Higher][65]
[One has a Paw broken][66]
[They put him into an empty Barrel][67]
[Balten and the Wolf][68]
[The Mermaid and the Child][69]
[She fell on her Knees][70]
[Every Morning the Mermaid looked in at the Window][71]
[A Number of little Girls and Boys][73]
[The Mermaid, the Mother, and her Daughter][74]
[The Half-Cock, the Two Foxes, and the Two Robbers][75]
[“I will enchant him][76]
[They immediately mounted two Horses][77]
[The Half-Cock][78]
[The Water joined the other Lodgers][79]
[The Blacksmith, the Dwarf, and his Hat][81]
[“This little Fellow cannot harm me][82]
[They wanted to find out how it was done][83]
[Another Set of very fine Material][84]
[The Dwarf disappeared][85]
[The Wizard, the Turkey, and the Countess][86]
[The necessary Ingredients for a nice Hotchpotch][87]
[“If I could discover the Thief][88]
[One of them whispered to the Others][89]
[To offer him Part of their Savings][90]
[Threw it to some Geese and Turkeys][91]
[The Countess had two Dishes placed before him][92]
[The Snail][93]
[Simple John][94]
[The Brussels Market][95]
[“Liver, Kidneys, Sausages][96]
[The Exchanges of Simple John][97]
[The two Chickens][100]
[The First Thing he did was to take up his Knife][101]
[The Cousin and the Knife][102]
[Bemoaning her Fate and reproaching the Almighty][104]
[The Fisherman, the Fish, the Sea-King, and Susie Grill][105]
[Stood up on its Tail][106]
[A Lovely House with Lofty Towers][107]
[She counted it without ceasing][109]
[“I am not dissatisfied with what you have done][110]
[He soon caught the Fish][111]
[A mighty Sea-King][113]
[In front of the Bathing-machine][114]
[The Cobbler and his Wife][115]
[The Frying-pan][116]
[Neither of them wanted to return the Frying-pan][117]
[The Three Farmers][118]
[He burst it Open][119]
[The Wolf went in and sat down][120]
[Farmer Broom and Farmer Leaves came out alive][121]
[Dancing Farmers][122]
[Lodewyk and his Cards][123]
[Lodewyk][124]
[Annie the Witch always came to blow them down][125]
[The Giant and Five Highwaymen][126]
[He never left his Castle except to inflict Punishment][127]
[She ventured to take a little Walk][128]
[Took her Father’s Hand][129]
[He was no more than Three Feet high][130]
[Led by two Pages][131]
[About Midnight a terrible Storm arose][132]
[She ran up to the Tower][133]
[He let fall the Bunch of Keys][135]
[Ripe Nuts in their Cups][136]
[I filled my Pockets][137]
[I saw something White][138]
[Could I dare to knock?][139]
[Behind those two large Tubs][141]
[“I smell human Flesh][141]
[I saw his Body][142]
[I was perched there on the Top of the Tree][144]
[“I have just fallen down the Chimney][145]

St. Peter and the Two Women

THE RICH WOMAN AND
THE POOR WOMAN

N a cold winter night, thousands of years ago, St. Peter took one of his occasional walks on earth. Towards nightfall he knocked at a rich peasant’s door. The farmer’s wife was busy making pancakes in her cosy kitchen. Her little chubby baby was watching her as she poured the batter into the frying-pan. She spied the stranger through the window, and said to herself, “This fellow is attracted by the good smell, but I do not waste my pancakes on strangers.” She sent the beggar away, wishing him God-speed.

He went on his way, and presently arrived at a mud cabin, where a poor widow lived with her six children. On hearing the old man begging her to have pity on him for God’s sake, she opened the door and bade him stay the night in her little hut. “Night is falling,” she said; “it is bitterly cold, stay with us, and you shall have my bedroom. I will doze in a chair near the fire.” The stranger gratefully accepted her offer, and after having supped, retired to bed.

Before leaving the next day, he thanked the good woman, and said to her, “Listen, little mother: as you welcomed me in your house, I give you a wish; ask anything you like and you shall have it.” The good woman thought at once of an unfinished roll of cloth which her dead husband was weaving a little before his death. Without further hesitation, she answered, “My good man, as you are so kind and so powerful, grant that the work which I begin the first thing in the morning may continue all day.” “It shall be as you wish,” said the stranger, as he bade her good-bye. Her six children accompanied him to the outskirts of the village, where they bade him God-speed.

She sent the Beggar away, wishing him God-speed

Very early the next day the busy little woman began to measure the piece of cloth, which was about twelve yards long. Marvellous to relate, she measured and measured, and she found that when she had measured a certain length of cloth the pattern, texture, and designs changed. She then cut it off carefully and rolled it up, and thus as the day advanced she had rolls of cloth of every imaginable shade, design, and material. They filled the whole cabin to the rafters; there was scarcely room to

THE RICH WOMAN AND THE POOR WOMAN: THE TWO FARMS AT CHRISTMAS EVE

when he said, “Woman, I can give you nothing in return for your kind hospitality, but I grant that the first work you undertake to-morrow will last all day.” Then he went on his way.

The woman was overwhelmed with joy. “To-morrow we shall be very rich,” she said to her husband. “I shall be more cunning than my neighbour; I shall count money all day. I shall not waste a minute; I shall get up at midnight, for before daybreak I must make some bags to pour our fortune into.”

All that night she never closed her eyes; on the stroke of midnight she sprang from her bed, and seizing the scissors she began to cut out the bags. But strange to say, she cut and cut until all the stuff was in fragments. Try as she would, she was obliged to go on cutting; she seized linen, shirts, sheets, tablecloths, napkins, handkerchiefs; even the window curtains did not escape. Then it was the turn of the wardrobe. Throwing it open, she took out her husband’s wedding suit. “Look!” she said, as she cut off his coat-tails, “these will make two more bags. Here are strings for the bags,” she added, snipping off her best bonnet-strings. She went on cutting without a pause. By night she had cut up everything except the clothes she was wearing. Her husband looked on at this terrible scene, howling with rage, while his wife sighed and cried with vexation. There was nothing left; her husband only managed to save the shirt he was wearing by running up the stairs as midnight struck.

The news of this disaster spread like wild-fire far and wide, but no one pitied the woman.

Seppy working in the Fields

THE TORY OF SEPPY WHO
WISHED TO MANAGE HIS
OWN HOUSE

EPPY and Bella lived together in a very small house. There was only one room, which served as kitchen, bedroom, and stable for the animals.

All they possessed was a pig, a cow, and some hens. The pig lay on some straw between two stakes in one corner of the room, the cow was tied up to a wooden trough in another corner, the hens roosted on the rafters.

It was not a happy household; quarrels were frequent, and Seppy was always finding fault with Bella. When he came in from his work at midday the potatoes were either too hot or too cold, the soup too thick or too thin, and he reproached Bella bitterly, declaring that she lived a life of idleness, while he worked like a slave in the fields.

These scenes became so frequent that Bella grew tired of this cat-and-dog life.

One day, when he began to grumble as usual, she defied him, insisting that the next morning they should change places: she would go to work like a slave in the fields, while he should stay at home to do the cooking. “He will soon see,” she said, “that when all the work has been done properly, there is no time for twiddling one’s thumbs.”

Very early next morning Bella started off with a sack and a scythe to cut grass for the animals.

Seppy remained at home and took off his coat, saying to himself, “I will show her how clever I am.”

It was a Wednesday, the day for butter-making. Seppy put the churn on the three-legged stool in the middle of the room, poured in the milk, and began to churn gaily. He heard the milk beating against the sides of the churn, and whistled happily as he worked.

Presently he heard the stout village priest tramping up the road. He stopped at Seppy’s cottage, put his head in at the door and asked for a glass of water, being very hot and red in the face from having walked so far.

HOWEVER, THE PRIEST HAD A GLASS

“Water is very dangerous; wouldn’t you rather have a small jug of beer?” said Seppy. He left the churn and went to the beer-barrel which stood on three bricks in a corner of the room, as far as possible from the fire. The barrel had not been tapped. Seppy found the key and set about piercing the bung, using his shoe instead of a hammer. He gave such a heavy blow that he pierced right through the barrel. The beer ran all over the floor. However, the priest had a glass, and, much refreshed, he wished Seppy good day and went on his way.

“It is too bad to lose all this beer,” said Seppy. He turned the empty barrel on end, mopped up the beer with a cloth and squeezed it into the barrel, and so succeeded in saving a little.

Meanwhile the pig, attracted by the smell of the beer, set to work to lap it up greedily until he could not swallow another drop.

Seppy was very angry with the pig and gave him a blow, but as it showed no inclination to lie down, he hit it so hard that it rushed out of the door and fell into the well. Now the well was very deep, and Seppy tried to drag the pig out, but in vain, and it was drowned.

“The beer is spilt and the pig is drowned,” thought Seppy; “if any misfortune overtakes the cow, or I fail to churn the milk into butter, I shall be for ever disgraced in Bella’s eyes.”

SEPPY WAS VERY ANGRY WITH THE PIG

He then remembered that the cow had had nothing to eat, and that he had to prepare the soup before Bella came back. “Now I’m going to work methodically,” he said; “I will hang the stock-pot over the fire, then take Molly to graze in the field, and then finish making the butter.”

The fire soon burnt up. When he led the cow outside he couldn’t find any grass near the house, but he saw some growing on the roof! Choosing the spot where the roof sloped very low, he succeeded after frantic efforts in hoisting Molly on to the roof. He was re-entering the house when it occurred to him that Molly might slip off the roof into the well and be drowned. He went to the well, cut the rope off the bucket and tied it round the cow’s horns, throwing the other end down the chimney. He then ran into the house, caught the end of the rope and tied it round his leg.

“Now,” he said, “the cow cannot escape however much she may want to, and Seppy will have made the butter and soup before midday.”

The cream again lashed the sides of the churn, but Seppy had no longer the heart to sing; he was thinking about the spilt beer and the poor drowned pig.

Meanwhile the cow grazed on the roof. The earth not

SHE GRADUALLY SLIPPED TO THE EDGE OF THE SLOPING ROOF

being very firm, she gradually slipped to the edge of the sloping roof. Suddenly, alackaday! she rolled off. As the result of her fall, Seppy was drawn up the chimney, where the soup was boiling over the fire.

Poor Seppy hung head downwards as far up the chimney as Molly was off the roof. To add to his misfortunes he had overturned the stool on which stood the churn, and so upset all the cream over the floor.

When Bella came home at midday, the first thing that met her eye was the cow, which being half strangled was dying outside the door. She quickly cut the rope with her scythe. Imagine her horror when on entering the cottage she found her husband hanging head downwards, dipping into the stock-pot.

SEPPY WAS DRAWN UP THE CHIMNEY, WHERE THE SOUP WAS BOILING OVER THE FIRE

Seppy never grumbled again. From henceforth Bella busied herself with her household duties. Seppy worked in the fields as before.

Seppy said to the pots, he said to the pans,
And likewise to the stools,
That men who try to do women’s work
Are all a parcel of fools.

The Death, Misery, the Old Man, and the Tree

THE ENCHANTED
APPLE-TREE

NCE upon a time there lived an old woman whose name was Misery.

Her one and only possession was an apple-tree, and even this caused her more pain than pleasure. When the apples were ripe, the village urchins came and stole them off the tree.

This went on year after year, when one day an old man, with a long white beard, knocked at Misery’s door. “Old woman,” he begged, “give me a crust of bread.”

“You, too, are a poor miserable creature,” said Misery, who, although she had nothing herself, was full of compassion for others. “Here is half a loaf, take it; it is all I have, eat it in peace, and may it refresh you.”

“As you have been so kind,” said the old fellow, “I will grant you a wish.”

“Oh!” sighed the old woman, “I have only one desire, that is, that any one who touches my apple-tree may stick to it until I set them free. The way my apples are stolen from me is past all bearing.”

“Your wish is granted,” said the old fellow, and he went away.

THE VILLAGE URCHINS CAME AND STOLE THEM OFF THE TREE

“Here is Half a Loaf, take it; it is all I have”

Two days later Misery went to look at her tree; she found hanging and sticking to the branches a crowd of children, servants, mothers who had come to rescue their children, fathers who had tried to save their wives, two parrots who had escaped from their cage, a cock, a goose, an owl, and other birds, not to mention a goat. When she saw this extraordinary sight, she burst out laughing, and rubbed her hands with delight. She let them all remain hanging on the tree some time before she released them.

The thieves had learnt their lesson, and never stole the apples again.

Some time passed by, when one day some one again knocked at old Misery’s door.

“Come in,” she cried.

“Guess who I am,” said a voice. “I am old Father Death himself. Listen, little mother,” he continued. “I think that you and your old dog have lived long enough; I have come to fetch you both.”

THE ENCHANTED APPLE-TREE

“You are all-powerful,” said Misery. “I do not oppose your will, but before I pack up, grant me one favour. On the tree yonder there grow the most delicious apples you have ever tasted. Don’t you think it would be a pity to leave them, without gathering one?”

“As you ask me so graciously, I will take one,” said Death, whose mouth was watering as he walked towards the tree. He climbed up to the topmost branches to gather a large rosy apple, but directly he touched it, the wretch remained glued to the tree by his long bony hand. Nothing could tear him off, in spite of his struggles.

“There you are, old tyrant, hanging high and dry,” said Misery.

As a result of Death hanging on the tree, no one died. If persons fell into the water they were not drowned; if a cart ran over them they did not even notice it; they did not die even if their heads were cut off.

After Death had hung, winter and summer, for ten long years on the tree, through all weathers, the old woman had pity on him, and allowed him to come down on condition that she should live as long as she liked.

This, Father Death agreed to, and that is why men live longer than the sparrows, and why Misery is always to be found in the world, and will doubtless remain until the end of time.

Two Monks of the Convent

THE CONVENT FREE
FROM CARE

NCE when the Emperor Charles V was travelling in the country, he saw a convent, and in passing by a little door he read this strange inscription:

“Here you live without a care.”

The Emperor was very surprised and could scarcely believe his eyes.

“It seems to me an impossibility,” he thought; “does some one really exist on earth who is free from care? As Emperor I am overwhelmed with troubles, while here in this convent, which is a little kingdom in itself, one would have nothing to worry about. I cannot believe it.”

Immediately on setting foot in the village inn, the Emperor sent the hostess to fetch the Abbot of this singular convent.

You can imagine what a state of mind the latter was in when he heard he was summoned to the Emperor’s presence.

“What have I done to displease him,” he asked himself. On the way he examined his conscience over and over again, and he could think of no fault of which he was guilty. “I am in troubled waters; I must steer my way through,” he said.

When he was in the Emperor’s presence, the latter expressed his astonishment at what he had read.

The Abbot now knew why he had been summoned, and smiled. “Sir,” said he, “does that astonish you? However, it is very simple; we eat, we drink, we sleep, and worry over nothing.”

“Well, Reverend Abbot, that state of things must come to an end,” said the Emperor, “and in order that you may have your share of trouble, I command you to bring me to-morrow the answers to the three following questions:

“First, What is the depth of the sea?

“Secondly, How many cows’ tails would it take to measure the distance between the earth and the sun?

“Thirdly, What am I thinking about?

HOW MANY COWS’ TAILS WOULD IT TAKE TO MEASURE THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE EARTH AND THE SUN?

“Try to please me or I shall exact a penalty from you.”

On hearing these words, the Abbot returned to his convent with a heavy heart. From that moment he knew no peace. He cudgelled his brains as to what answer he could make to the Emperor.

When the little bell of the abbey rang, summoning the monks to prayer in the chapel, the Abbot continued to pace his garden. He was so deep in thought that he was quite oblivious of what was taking place around him. Even if a thunderbolt had fallen at his feet, he would not have noticed it.

“What a horrible thing,” he thought. “Is it possible that such a misfortune has overtaken me? I cannot possibly answer. Who can save the situation? Perhaps our shepherd could; he has a very lively imagination; but talk of the devil——”

At that identical moment the shepherd appeared, leading his flock. He was very surprised to see the Abbot, who was always without a care, meditating in solitude.

What could have happened?

Without further ado he went to him, and asked him what was troubling him so deeply.

“Yes, I deserve to be pitied,” said the Abbot, and he told him what had happened.

“Why are you tormenting yourself over a little thing like that?” the shepherd laughingly replied. “Leave it to me, and all will be well. To-morrow I will come here and dress myself in your robe, and I will turn the tables on him.”

At first the Abbot demurred, but in the end he yielded, and the matter was settled.

“WHAT IS THE DEPTH OF THE SEA?”

The next day the shepherd went boldly to find the Emperor.

“Well, Reverend Abbot,” the Emperor said with serenity, “have you found out the answers?”

“Yes, certainly, sire.”

“Speak, I am listening.”

“Sire, the sea is as deep as a stone’s throw.

“To measure the distance between the earth and the sun, you only need one cow’s tail, if it is long enough.

“Do you wish to know, sire, what you are thinking? Well, at this moment, you think, sire, that the Abbot of the convent is in your presence, and it is only his shepherd.”

The Emperor laughed so heartily that if he has not stopped laughing he is laughing still.

John Twist and the Witches

THE WITCHES’ CELLAR

OHN Twist was courting a young girl who lived alone with her widowed mother.

His friends warned him that they were both witches, and that he ought to be very cautious, but he refused to believe them. One day, however, he determined to discover if it were true.

That day when he visited his fiancée, he pretended to be very tired, and after having chatted a while with the two women, he tipped his chair against the wall, drew down the peak of his cap over his eyes, in order to see what took place without appearing to do so, and feigned sleep.

“I think he is sleeping soundly,” the mother said to her daughter.

“I will make certain,” said the girl. She called him softly by name. The young man apparently heard nothing, and never moved a muscle.

The two women were quite reassured. The mother put on a beautiful red dress, and her daughter dressed herself in her best clothes. They then removed two bricks from the back of the stove, took out a little jar of pomade and rubbed it on their faces and hands.

When they had put everything carefully back in its place, they went out.

Then John Twist got up, and creeping as quietly as a mouse to the door, spied through the keyhole.

“Over hedges and fences, towards Spain, into the cellar,” he heard them say, and at the same moment they disappeared from view.

“I must find out what it all means,” said the lover. He went to the stove, took out the jar of pomade from its hiding-place, and after rubbing it on his face and hands, said, “Through hedges and fences, towards Spain, into the cellar.”

He was immediately lifted off his feet, and found himself flying through the air like a bird. He very quickly arrived in a cellar in Spain. There he saw the two witches, in a company composed of all nationalities. They all appeared to be mad. Some wore stove-pipes or saucepans instead of hats. Some were half man, half frog or stag. In one corner, mysterious dishes were in course of preparation, under the direction of a crow in spectacles, who was holding the recipe in his claw.

RUBBING IT ON HIS FACE AND HANDS

John Twist was in a deplorable condition. His clothes were torn to ribbons, and his skin was grazed all over.

“How is it that you have arrived in such a tattered state,” said his fiancée.

“I said, ‘Through hedges and fences,’” replied John Twist; “you may not believe me, but I assure you I have left half my clothing and skin hanging on thorn-bushes and palings.”

“You ought to have said, ‘Over hedges and fences,’” said the girl.

The subject was then dropped.

The company then sat down to eat tarts and drink wine out

DREW THE PEAK OF HIS CAP OVER HIS EYES, IN ORDER TO SEE WHAT TOOK PLACE

of large goblets. A witch, in a large hat, with two black cats in attendance, organized games. John Twist was so tired that he fell into a deep sleep. When he awoke the entire company had vanished, with the exception of an old man who was seated at a little table with a bottle of wine before him, at the entrance to the cellar.

“Where are the two ladies I know?” asked John Twist.

“Gone,” he replied.

“How shall I return home?” asked John uneasily.

“There is one way,” said the little man; “ride astride this pig, and he will take you home, but you must not utter a word on the way.”

“Oh, if that is all,” said John, “I know how to hold my tongue.”

So saying, he got on the pig’s back, and they started.

THE PIG TRAVELLED VERY QUICKLY

The pig travelled very quickly, obstacles were nothing to him. He leapt over hedges and ditches, until they reached a river twenty feet wide.

“We shall never arrive on the opposite bank,” thought John Twist, but the thought had hardly occurred to him, when w-whip—the pig landed on the other side.

“That was a splendid jump,” said John Twist. But, alack, the words were hardly out of his mouth before he was struggling in the water.

How he succeeded in getting out again, I am sure I do not know.

THE WITCHES’ CELLAR

The Mill, Tony, and his Mother’s House

THE BOY WHO ALWAYS
SAID THE WRONG THING

ONY was a very foolish, stupid boy. One morning his mother sent him to fetch a hundredweight of flour from the mill.

Knowing how silly he was, she said to him, “Tony, you will say to yourself all the way there, a hundredweight of flour, a hundredweight of flour.”

“Very well, mother,” he replied, and, slinging a sack over his shoulder, he walked off to the mill.

Presently he reached a field where he saw a peasant sowing. When the latter heard him say “A hundredweight of flour” instead of “Good morning,” he shouted to him, half in anger, “I shall be in a bad way if this piece of ground only yields a hundredweight of flour; say rather, I wish you a thousand.”

“I SHALL BE IN A BAD WAY”

“All right, I will say that,” said Tony, and he repeated, as he went on his way, “I wish you a thousand.” After a time he saw a shepherd and his dog struggling with a wolf. The man, thinking that Tony hoped he would be attacked by a thousand wolves, cried out angrily, “What, you good-for-nothing! Say rather, May the devil fly away with him.”

He then came to the Church ... on turning the Corner he saw a House on Fire

“Good, I will say that,” answered Tony, and with these words on his lips he arrived at a cemetery where at that moment a corpse was being buried.

“May the devil fly away with him,” said Tony.

The mourners were very indignant. “Wretched boy,” said the sexton, “say rather, God rest his soul.”

“All right,” said Tony. He then repeated incessantly, “God rest his soul.”

A passer-by who was dragging a dog to the river heard him, and cried, “What! his soul, foolish boy! Say rather, Get out of the way, horrid animal.”

“Good,” said Tony, and he repeated the new refrain.

THE STORY OF THE BOY WHO ALWAYS SAID THE WRONG THING

He then came to the church, and at that moment a newly married pair came out. When the bridegroom heard this strange greeting, he gave him a sounding box on the ears. “There, I’ll teach you manners, you vulgar little boy,” he said; “why don’t you say, It is a beautiful sight?”

On turning the corner of a street he saw a house on fire. Tony stopped a moment and said, “It is a beautiful sight.”

The people who were bringing pails of water to put out the fire cried angrily, “Say rather, I wish it were out.”

“All right, I will,” said Tony. He walked on. He was now only two minutes from the mill; the smithy was the last house he had to pass.

The blacksmith had not begun his work at the usual time that day. He had spent over a quarter of an hour trying to light his fire and had only half succeeded.

“I wish it were out,” he heard some one say.

“Rascal!” shouted the smith. “How dare you make fun of a good Christian man?” He seized his hammer and rushed outside. But Tony had such a holy terror of this grimy man that he ran away as fast as his legs could carry him, and is probably still running, in which case, no doubt, he has met with many adventures on the way.

Hop-o’-my-Thumb and a Duck

HOP-O’-MY-THUMB

OP-o’-my-Thumb was a tiny little fellow about as tall as your thumb.

He and his mother lived in a little hut made of dried leaves.

The little fellow was very fond of pancakes, and on Christmas Eve he begged his mother to make a dozen.

The latter replied, “Oh, Hop-o’-my-Thumb, my son, I have no butter, wood, or milk, and we are too poor to buy such things.”

Hop-o’-my-Thumb was very sad and sat down on a stool by the fire, while his mother went to fetch water from the stream.

Suddenly he heard some one call him, and looking up he espied a little lady standing at his elbow.

LOOKING UP HE ESPIED A LITTLE LADY

At first he was too much astonished to speak, but after a few seconds he blurted out, “Who are you, little lady?” She replied, “Hop-o’-my-Thumb, I am your fairy godmother, and because you are sad, and your mother is so poor, for this day I grant you the strength to do anything you may wish.” So saying, she vanished.

At first Hop-o’-my-Thumb thought he had been dreaming, and in order to determine whether his fairy godmother had really paid him a visit, he decided to put her words to the test. He seized his cap and ran to the miller’s.

“Miller,” said Hop-o’-my-Thumb, “my mother would so like to make pancakes on Christmas Eve, but we have no flour. Won’t you give us a little?”

“Well, Hop-o’-my-Thumb,” said the miller, “if you can carry this flour-bin away you can have it.”

“Do you mean that I can have whatever I can carry?” asked Hop-o’-my-Thumb.

The miller nodded his assent, and Hop-o’-my-Thumb crawled under the mill and carried it and the entire contents home.

Afterwards he went to the butter merchant. “Boss,” he said, “my mother would so like to make pancakes, but she has not a scrap of butter.”

“Oh, all right, Hop-o’-my-Thumb,” said the boss, “if you can carry this keg it is yours.”

“Ah! thank you,” replied Hop-o’-my-Thumb. In a second he was under the keg, which moved off as if it had two legs.

From thence he went to a wealthy farmer who had been lopping his trees the day before.

“Farmer,” said Hop-o’-my-Thumb, “can I have a little bundle of wood, my mother wants to make pancakes.”

“Oh, it is you, little Hop-o’-my-Thumb,” said the farmer. “You can have the whole stack if you can carry it.”

“I shall be ever grateful,” said Hop-o’-my-Thumb, and sliding under the stack he carried it home.

They now only lacked milk. Hop-o’-my-Thumb went to the milkman, and making a like request was given permission to carry away a whole can.

II

When the pancakes had been fried, and mother and son had enjoyed themselves to the full, the farmer who had given them

HOP-O’-MY-THUMB AND THE ROBBERS

the milk came to ask Hop-o’-my-Thumb’s mother if her son could take his cows to graze the next day.

Hop-o’-my-Thumb threw them some Crumbs

Next morning Hop-o’-my-Thumb went off to the field, taking a large pancake with him. On the way he came to a stream which was too wide for him to jump.

Fortunately some ducks were swimming about. Hop-o’-my-Thumb, who was a sharp little fellow, threw them some crumbs of pancake, which they swallowed greedily.

In recognition of his kindness the largest duck took him on his back and swam towards the opposite bank of the stream. In midstream he let poor little Hop-o’-my-Thumb fall into the water. However, after giving the ducks a few more crumbs he was landed safely on the other side on the back of another duck.

Hop-o’-my-Thumb, tired by his walk and wet through, lay down in the grass to rest. Presently an ant ran over the back of his hand. This so annoyed Hop-o’-my-Thumb that he caught it and killed it.

No sooner had he done so than he heard some one calling him. He recognized the voice of his fairy godmother, and looking up saw her in the grass.

This time she looked angrily at him. “Oh, Hop-o’-my-Thumb,” she said, “I am much disappointed in you. Up till now I have protected you because you are such a little thing, but after your cruelty to the poor little ant I withdraw my protection, and for one day you must suffer as do other little things.” She then disappeared into the ground.

Hop-o’-my-Thumb was very ashamed of himself, and, feeling very miserable, fell asleep.

Soon after a cow which was grazing in the field came up and swallowed the little fellow.

POOR LITTLE ANT

In the evening when the animals were driven into the shed, and the milkmaid waited to milk the greedy cow, she heard some one singing:

“This cow swallowed me at dawn,
Here I feel so nice and warm.”

The maid was much frightened and ran to tell the farmer. The latter came to listen and he heard the same thing.

“This cow swallowed me at dawn,
Here I feel so nice and warm.”

“I bet you ten to one it is Hop-o’-my-Thumb,” said the farmer. “There is only one thing to be done; we must slaughter the cow in order to rescue him.”

While the animal was being cut up, a poor woman passed and begged the farmer to give her a small piece of meat.

As luck would have it she received the very piece in which Hop-o’-my-Thumb was embedded. She put her present into her basket and went her way. Suddenly Hop-o’-my-Thumb began to sing:

“This cow swallowed me at dawn,
Here I feel so nice and warm.”

I. THE KEG MOVED AS IF IT HAD LEGS
III. MOTHER AND SON ENJOYED THEMSELVES
V. STUCK THE POINT INTO THE SOLDIER’S LEG
II. HE CARRIED IT HOME
IV. SWALLOWED THE LITTLE FELLOW
VI. WAS PUSHED THROUGH THE VENTILATOR